What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.