Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.