River Derci. Sorry.
Put it in water
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
A Rastafarian Proctologist
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
Because they pull out at the last second.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
With a crowbar.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.