How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.