How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.