What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.