What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.