Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

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A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Steal her saucer.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!