Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O