Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Who would win?

everyone

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan