Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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It was leave your keys at the door.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.