Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.