Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin