Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.