Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.