How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods