Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.