Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman