Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.