What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet