What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!