What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof