What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.