Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!