Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.