What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.