When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.