When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much