What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless