What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.