What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.