What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.