What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.