Because guitars make music.
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He shreds.
You put a guitar in his hands.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Trans-Fender.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Formed a coustic d'tat
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because they don't know the words.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
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An algorithm
A Moosician!
An algorithm.
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
With a chihuahua pedal.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
A: A-cue-stick.
Amanda Lynn
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Because he felt like IT
Give him the sheet music.
Because he was de-composing.
Caps and robbers
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
A: The bow is moving.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
G-sus
G sus
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
Because they can lie about their age!
