Because guitars make music.
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He shreds.
You put a guitar in his hands.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Trans-Fender.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Formed a coustic d'tat
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because they don't know the words.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
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An algorithm
A Moosician!
An algorithm.
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
With a chihuahua pedal.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
A: A-cue-stick.
Amanda Lynn
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Because their hands are always in someone else's!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
It was out of tuna...
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Alane
Mas cow.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Nothing! This is real life.
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
I'm stoked!
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