Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What do space aliens put on their windows?

A: Venutian blinds.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!