What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!