What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!