Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork