Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork