Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.