What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.