What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.