Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.