Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!