Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -