Pinocchio Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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No sound at all, the D is silent

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Give me one more chants!

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.