Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Elephants have good memory

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald