Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.