What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.