What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.