What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Handy Cap Jokes More Handy Cap Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.