How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning