800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.