800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.