What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.