What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre