What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.