Alkaline
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Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
A pH-obia
Because they would crack each other up.
Dam-it!"
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
A punchline.