Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline