What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one