Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it