I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A: To the wax museum.
Because all the other days are week days.
Just a phew!
A tuba-four
A face palm.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Because someone stole his boat.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
To fit in the box.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Because they can't even...
He was just chasing tail.
I'm a cashew!
RickRosstrich.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
