How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)