Big Cat Jokes

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why shouldn't you trust big cats?

They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.