What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.