What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.