What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.