Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!