When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
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He had to parrot.
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
Cheap cheap!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
She takes Sadderall.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
To stop it from falling out.