What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.