Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.