Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.