Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."